The Carlyle Gregory Company LLC

One advantage of working in politics for 27 years is that I've been able to observe a lot of campaigns. I've seen really good work, and I've seen campaigns that are literally painful to watch. This page is devoted to memorably bad samples of this canon of the horrible. Enjoy, and please don't do this at home.

2,000 Years Ago	Bad Teeth?	Busy

Can't Breathe	Colored Candidates	Cute...Way Too Cute

Deer Hunting	Floaters	Get Out The Glasses

Glare	Grrr...	Grandma

Guessing	Look Better In Real Life?	Make Any Sense?

Name	Nice and Big	Odd Photo

People Want To See More	Pompous	Posed and Fake

Senior Vote	Squishy Candidates	Unhappy Candidates

What Is He Looking At?

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